THEME
Sarcasm is my only defense
My name is Kimberly and I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. But in the mean time I'll be here reblogging Dylan O'Brien and Teen Wolf, with the occasional other fandom thrown in.

andlastgoodbyes:

jonasbro:

looks like somebody’s still holding a grudge

689 notes, 2 months ago via o-brosey, originally from jonasbro
helga just said that arnold makes her pussy quiver

helga just said that arnold makes her pussy quiver

heathyr:

chantelle82:

Hoechlin looked into the makeup mirror, bit into a breakfast taco and said, “A werewolf eating a taco,” to his reflection, as if pondering the strangeness of the chain of events that had taken him here.

                              - NY Times, May 5, 2011 (x)

i am crying with laughter at this existential as fuck sentence

3395 notes, 5 months ago via heathyr, originally from chantelle82




Jingle Bells(sort of)

PLAYED 206,189 TIMES.

totalspiffage:

Jingle Bells- The way you’ve always wanted to sing it. (Lyrics written by metallikato, as found on THIS post) Download

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

Happy fucking holidays.

nibknot: was that really necessary

nibknot:

was that really necessary

jmaslows:

it gets funnier every time.